Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

Commentary:
👻💬 “Unless you’re haunting a haunted house as a ghost, you really shouldn’t be ghosting people in real life! 👻✨ Stay visible and communicative, folks! Who you gonna call? Not the ghostbusters, that’s for sure! 😂📞” 🚫👻 #CommunicationIsKey #NoGhostingAllowed

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