Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people. Posted on14 hours ago14 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid. At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally. Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet. Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost. Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?