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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

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If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

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Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

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To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

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I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

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Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.