30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.