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"30s: Let's dance the night away and show off our moves! 💃🕺 50s: Let's find a comfy spot on that couch and enjoy the party with a drink in hand! 🍸🛋️"

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Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

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2 months ago

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I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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2 months ago

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Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

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1 month ago

bad, bad decision, brain, choice, decision, humor, insomnia, let, life, life choice, me, overthinking, self-reflection, sleep, stay, together
A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

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2 months ago

asking, awkward, awkward situation, fact, full, fun, fun fact, haunted, haunted house, house, humor, icebreaker, interaction, just, people, room, situation, social, social interaction, tell, yourself
I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

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2 months ago

humor, joking, just, mean, people, perception, personality, sarcasm, think
I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

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2 months ago

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34 shares on Messenger this month:

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

19 shares on YouTube this month:

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

26 shares on X this month:

My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

55 shares on X this month:

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

60 shares on Twitch this month:

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

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Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

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If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

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Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

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One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

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Making waves on Threads:

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

Going bananas on Facebook:

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

Going viral on TikTok:

I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

Shared recently on Snapchat:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

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