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"30s: Let's dance the night away and show off our moves! 💃🕺 50s: Let's find a comfy spot on that couch and enjoy the party with a drink in hand! 🍸🛋️"

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54 shares on Threads this month:

Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

85 shares on Threads this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.

77 shares on Slack this month:

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

76 shares on Slack this month:

I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

95 shares on Discord this month:

I love surprising my metabolism. It never knows what’s coming—either absolute starvation or 1,000+ calories all at once.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

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Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

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My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

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My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

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I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

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It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

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I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

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Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

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Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

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People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

Going bananas on YouTube:

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

Broadcasted on Slack:

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

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My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

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The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

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You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

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Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

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I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

Keep the laugh going 😂

Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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