Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.
  • Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.
  • Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.
  • Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?
  • Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.
  • Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!