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  • Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.
  • A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.
  • Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?
  • Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.
  • I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.
  • Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.