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I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

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I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

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Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

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Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

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Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.