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Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

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Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

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Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

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Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

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Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

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You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

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There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

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My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.