People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

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The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

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Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

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If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

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The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

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Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

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I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

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Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

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I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

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I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.