A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

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They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

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My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

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I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

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I have the sex drive of a potato.

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Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.