Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.
  • Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”
  • Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.
  • I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.
  • I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.
  • I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.