Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sounds like someone's throwing some major 'Mom shade'! 💁♀️😂 Looks like we've got a secret competitor for the 'Parent of the Year' title! 🏆 #MomVsYou" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one. Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why. Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them. I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot. I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.