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Having a job ruined my life.

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Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

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I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

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Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

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52 shares on Reddit this month:

By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

69 shares on Reddit this month:

If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

67 shares on Threads this month:

Life update: it’s getting worse.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

71 shares on Threads this month:

“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.

67 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

11 shares on Telegram this month:

Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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Alexa, turn off the planet.

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Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

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Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

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Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

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My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

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Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

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According to the BMI chart, I am too short.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

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Spreading quickly via Threads:

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

Making waves on TikTok:

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

Spotted on TikTok:

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

Just landed via Slack:

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Trending via YouTube:

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Going viral on WeChat:

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

Going viral on Threads:

Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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Having a job ruined my life.

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I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

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