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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

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2 months ago

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I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

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4 months ago

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My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

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2 months ago

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Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

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2 months ago

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I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

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2 months ago

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Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

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2 months ago

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It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

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How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

88 shares on Messenger this month:

My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

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Trying is the first step toward failure.

66 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

77 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

Wake me when AI does housework.

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One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

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I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

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It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

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We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

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Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

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‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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Making waves on Twitch:

One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

Seen just now on YouTube:

You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

They should invent a good thing that happens.

Spotted on Messenger:

I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

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