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I can resist everything except temptation.
Jan 19, 2025
It was me, I let the dogs out.
Jan 19, 2025
There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.
Jan 19, 2025
Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.
Jan 19, 2025
My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.
Jan 19, 2025
I only accept apologies in cash.
Jan 19, 2025
Grab your own butt! Love yourself!
Jan 19, 2025
“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?
Jan 19, 2025
Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.
Jan 19, 2025
These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.
Jan 19, 2025