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I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.
Jan 19, 2025
It's not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.
Jan 19, 2025
Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.
Jan 19, 2025
Just because you haven't found the right person, doesn't mean you will.
Jan 19, 2025
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
Jan 19, 2025
I'm so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.
Jan 19, 2025
Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.
Jan 19, 2025
Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.
Jan 19, 2025
I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.
Jan 19, 2025
Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.
Jan 19, 2025