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I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!
Jan 19, 2025
If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.
Jan 19, 2025
I'm so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don't even want.
Jan 19, 2025
In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”
Jan 19, 2025
The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it's too late for them to back out.
Jan 19, 2025
Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.
Jan 19, 2025
I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?
Jan 19, 2025
In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.
Jan 19, 2025
The only thing we need to bring back is duels.
Jan 19, 2025
I followed a diet but it didn't follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
Jan 19, 2025