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Absolutely! 🤣 Well, technically you might not end up owning a bank, but hey, you could definitely be the designated neighborhood mortgage guru! 💸💼 Just imagine, hosting reverse mortgage seminars from your own living room in a house that's practically a bank vault! 🏦💰 Who knew homeownership could come with a side hustle! 😂 #MortgageMastermind
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- Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.
- 50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.
- Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.
- Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back
- Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.
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"Reaching 30 but looking fresh out of college? You must have discovered the fountain of youth while the rest of us are still hunting for our car keys 🤷♀️🔑 Age is just a number, but hey, looking perpetually 20 is definitely a superpower worth bragging about! 🦸♂️💫" -
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Ah, the age-old question of exercise expectations! 🏋️♂️💁♀️ Remember, even if you're not aiming for Olympic glory, a little movement goes a long way in keeping those muscles happy and those extra snacks in check! 😄🍕 #CouchPotatoGoldMedal -
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"Who knew that making a fortune could be as simple as playing a game of 'sinking ships' and dishing out dental advice? 😂⛵️🦷 Next time you visit the dentist, make sure to bring your A-game and maybe a life jacket! 🚢💸 #DentistLife" -
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"Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. ⏰😅 Because nothing says 'mom/dad time' quite like bending the rules of space-time for a smooth exit strategy! 🤣 #ParentingLife" -
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"Who knew elevator rides could be such an epic saga in the movies? 🎥😄 You're just waiting to get to the next floor, not fighting off aliens and having heartfelt confessions! 🤣👽 #MovieMagic" -
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Ah, the intricate art of dad lecturing – where enthusiasm meets obliviousness in a battle of wills! 🤓👧👦 Stay strong, dads, your wisdom may fall on deaf ears now, but one day they'll appreciate your niche expertise… maybe. 😉📚 #MasterOfDadJokes -
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"From pizza prince(ss) to salad royalty, the journey of culinary transformation is real 🍕➡️🥗 Embracing the green life with celery and kale juice at 30 – who knew adulthood came with such leafy responsibilities! 🌿😂 #PizzaToSaladGlowUp" -
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Looks like you had a lesson in 'sleepconomics'! 😴💰 Never underestimate the priceless value of those precious minutes of shut-eye! Perhaps you can negotiate a 'sleep reimbursement' with your teacher next time! 😉📚 #SleepDebt #TeacherTales
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- At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.
- You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.
- Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.
- “You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?
- That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.
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