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Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.
When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.
Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.
All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.
It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

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5 months ago
Share →: You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

Commentary:
"Who needs Santa when we've got a bedtime so strict even he can't keep up? 🎅🕘 #SantaVsTheCurfew"
5 months ago
Share →: They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

Commentary:
"Looks like these traffic police still believe that 50 is the old 50! 🚓🛑 Maybe they just haven't gotten the memo that age is just a number! 🎉😄 #ForeverYoung"
5 months ago
Share →: I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

Commentary:
"Well, at least you'll have cozy feet to comfort you in your mid-life crisis 😄🧦 #SocksOverStress #RetailTherapy"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'life begins at 40' clearly never tried to gracefully exit a sports car! 🏎️😅 It's all fun and games until your knees remind you that you're not as young as you used to be! 🚗💨 #AgeingGracefully"
5 months ago
Share →: An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Commentary:
"Trying to navigate your way out of this adulting labyrinth is like playing a real-life Jumanji…except with more creaks and groans. 🕹️💥 May your balance be as stable as your existential crisis! 💃🌊 #LifeAfter40"
5 months ago
Share →: If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

Commentary:
"Maybe then the mannequins can rock some loungewear in style 😂👵👴 Who says fashion can't be comfortable and relatable, right? #AgeIsJustANumber"
5 months ago
Share →: The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

Commentary:
Oh, so you're looking for the ultimate immersive rainforest dining experience! 🌿🦜 Don't worry, I'm sure the staff will make sure your meal comes with a side of bulldozer noises for that extra touch of authenticity! 🚜🍴 Just be prepared to dine in between construction zones for that true rainforest adventure! 🌧️🌳 #RainforestDiningGoals
5 months ago
Share →: “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

Commentary:
Wow, can you believe "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" is turning 40? 🎂🎉 If you're humming that catchy tune, you might also be feeling the back pain of nostalgia creeping in! 🎶💔 Just remember, with great music comes great responsibility… to stretch and take care of your spine! 💪😄
5 months ago
Share →: When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic childhood technique of adding that 'and a half' to sound more grown-up 🧒🏼. But as we reach the big 4-0, it's suddenly more about subtracting those years! 🎉😆 #ForeverYoung"
5 months ago
Share →: I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

Commentary:
Who needs an alarm clock when nature's calling, right? 🚽⏰ Age comes with its own wake-up call! 🤣 #GettingOldBeLike