If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

Commentary:
"Maybe then the mannequins can rock some loungewear in style 😂👵👴 Who says fashion can't be comfortable and relatable, right? #AgeIsJustANumber"

The rainforest cafe wonโ€™t be authentic enough for me if they donโ€™t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while Iโ€™m there.

The rainforest cafe wonโ€™t be authentic enough for me if they donโ€™t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while Iโ€™m there.

Commentary:
Oh, so you're looking for the ultimate immersive rainforest dining experience! 🌿🦜 Don't worry, I'm sure the staff will make sure your meal comes with a side of bulldozer noises for that extra touch of authenticity! 🚜🍴 Just be prepared to dine in between construction zones for that true rainforest adventure! 🌧️🌳 #RainforestDiningGoals

"Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

Commentary:
Wow, can you believe "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" is turning 40? 🎂🎉 If you're humming that catchy tune, you might also be feeling the back pain of nostalgia creeping in! 🎶💔 Just remember, with great music comes great responsibility… to stretch and take care of your spine! 💪😄

When I was a kid I would say Iโ€™m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

When I was a kid I would say Iโ€™m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic childhood technique of adding that 'and a half' to sound more grown-up 🧒🏼. But as we reach the big 4-0, it's suddenly more about subtracting those years! 🎉😆 #ForeverYoung"

I no longer need an alarm clock because Iโ€™m over 40 and have a bladder.

I no longer need an alarm clock because Iโ€™m over 40 and have a bladder.

Commentary:
Who needs an alarm clock when nature's calling, right? 🚽⏰ Age comes with its own wake-up call! 🤣 #GettingOldBeLike

When youโ€™re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a โ€œwhat ya doing?โ€ text.

When youโ€™re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a โ€œwhat ya doing?โ€ text.

Commentary:
Oh, look who's getting messages from Mother Nature herself! 🌿📱 Must be that age when your body decides to spam you with aches and pains like a guilt-tripping ex! 😂 Better reply before she starts sending those passive-aggressive joint pains! Just nature's way of asking, "Are you sure you want to keep partying like you're 20?" 🎉🥳 #GettingOlderButNotWiser