As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

Commentary:
"Life's simple pleasures summed up in one saucy quote! 🍟🍔 Dipping sauces make the world go round, right? Just dip it, dip it real good! 😄💃"

It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

Commentary:
Oh dear, it seems your shenanigan quota is running dangerously low! 🙊 Time to dust off the ol' mischief manual and get back in the game before you become too serious for your own good! 🎉 Remember, life is more fun with a dash of chaos and a sprinkle of silliness! 😉 Let the shenanigans commence!

At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

Commentary:
🎨 Taking a leisurely stroll through the art museum like a wise owl in a world of busy bees 🦉🚶‍♂️ Who knew that admiring masterpieces could also be a test of patience and grace? #SlowAndSteadyWinsTheArtGaze 🐌🖼️

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

Commentary:
"Taking a stroll through the mist like a detective on a mysterious mission 🕵️‍♀️. Clearing her mind one step at a time, with each stride unraveling the enigmatic conundrums of life! 🚶‍♀️🌫️"

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Commentary:
"Who needs a gardener when you've got Mother Nature on speed dial? 🌧️🪴 Just call her up and ask for the deluxe plant spa treatment! 💦🪴 #RainyDayGreenery"

My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

Commentary:
"Attempting the intricate steps of the 'Avoiding Self-Sabotage Shuffle' like a pro! 💃🕺 Who needs salsa or tango when you've mastered the art of dodging your own obstacles? 😅 #DanceMoves #SelfAwareness"

My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

Commentary:
"Ah, the holy trinity of existence: Yapping to keep things lively, napping to recharge, and snacking for eternal happiness! 🗣️💤🍿"

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Commentary:
"Talk about fast-forwarding to the holiday drama! 🦃🎁 Who needs a relationship when you can have deviled eggs, am I right? 😂 #ThanksgivingFeastsAndBreakupBeasts"

He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

Commentary:
"Rest in peace, brave tickle investigator. 🕵️‍♂️ May your quest for gang members' ticklish spots tickle their hearts forever. 😂 #TickleMyFunnyBone"

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Commentary:
"Who needs a big screen when you can have a mouse cinema right in your hand? 🐭🎬 Perfect for our tiny, on-the-go entertainment needs! Just make sure the mice don't hog the popcorn 😉🍿"