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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

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April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

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I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

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When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

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I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

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If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

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If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

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You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

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I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

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Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug, but you’re not gonna like the performance.

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They should invent someone who holds me.

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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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Funny agreement quotes

Funny agreement quotes bring a smile 😄 to everyday deals and decisions! Whether it’s sealing a pact 🤝 or just nodding along, these witty lines add humor 😂 to the art of agreeing. Perfect for lightening the mood and sparking laughter 🎉, they remind us that sometimes saying yes can be hilarious. Get ready to chuckle and relate with some clever takes on agreement vibes! 🎈✨

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Share →: I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the profound thoughts of a great philosopher: 'Yeah' and 'Yup' 😂🧠💭 #DeepThoughts"
6 months ago
Share →: I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

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"Mastering the art of nodding and smiling like a pro! 💁‍♂️😂 Who knew that the secret to peace and quiet was simply nodding along? 🤐🤣 #AgreeToDisagree"
6 months ago
Share →: Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

Commentary:
"Mrs. Doubtfire: the OG stealthy custody hacker! 🤫🎬 Who needs lawyers when you have a wig and a Scottish accent, am I right? 😉 #CustodyGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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🤭 Whoops, that moment when your casual agreement turns into a surprise mission impossible! Just like saying "sure, I'll just climb Mount Everest in my lunch break, no problem" and then reality hits like a ton of bricks! 🏔️😅 #UnderestimatedMyself
6 months ago
Share →: At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Commentary:
"Finally, a common ground between the sexes: the sweet, sweet liberation of unclipping that torture device! 🙌 Say goodbye to underwire woes and hello to a world of freedom! 😂👙 #FreeTheTatas"
6 months ago
Share →: A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless wisdom of acknowledging when the partner is right! 🤣👏 Let's hear it for the wise man who knows that sometimes, saying "Yes, darling. You're right." is the greatest form of wisdom and diplomacy! 😄👍
6 months ago
Share →: Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic echo chamber squad! 🙉🙊🙈 Time to shake things up and introduce a little variety into the mix – let's see how the consensus shifts when faced with a different tune! 🎶💬"

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

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Cool times create cool guys.

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Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

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My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

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Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

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The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

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I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

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Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

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My last straw is way longer than I thought.

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Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

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89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

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What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

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