Funny agreement quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

  Commentary:
  "Mastering the art of nodding and smiling like a pro! 💁‍♂️😂 Who knew that the secret to peace and quiet was simply nodding along? 🤐🤣 #AgreeToDisagree"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

  Commentary:
  "Mrs. Doubtfire: the OG stealthy custody hacker! 🤫🎬 Who needs lawyers when you have a wig and a Scottish accent, am I right? 😉 #CustodyGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

  Commentary:
  🤭 Whoops, that moment when your casual agreement turns into a surprise mission impossible! Just like saying "sure, I'll just climb Mount Everest in my lunch break, no problem" and then reality hits like a ton of bricks! 🏔️😅 #UnderestimatedMyself

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a common ground between the sexes: the sweet, sweet liberation of unclipping that torture device! 🙌 Say goodbye to underwire woes and hello to a world of freedom! 😂👙 #FreeTheTatas"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

  Commentary:
  Ah, the timeless wisdom of acknowledging when the partner is right! 🤣👏 Let's hear it for the wise man who knows that sometimes, saying "Yes, darling. You're right." is the greatest form of wisdom and diplomacy! 😄👍

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic echo chamber squad! 🙉🙊🙈 Time to shake things up and introduce a little variety into the mix – let's see how the consensus shifts when faced with a different tune! 🎶💬"

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