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Funny agreement quotes

Funny agreement quotes bring a smile πŸ˜„ to everyday deals and decisions! Whether it’s sealing a pact 🀝 or just nodding along, these witty lines add humor πŸ˜‚ to the art of agreeing. Perfect for lightening the mood and sparking laughter πŸŽ‰, they remind us that sometimes saying yes can be hilarious. Get ready to chuckle and relate with some clever takes on agreement vibes! 🎈✨

Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Saying β€œsounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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