12 Funny agreement quotes

• Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

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  3 days ago

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• By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

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  4 days ago

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• I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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  4 days ago

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• I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

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  1 week ago

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• Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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  1 week ago

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• Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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  2 weeks ago

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• At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

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  2 weeks ago

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• A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

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  2 weeks ago

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• Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

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  2 weeks ago

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