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6 months ago
Share →: I’m not alone. I have ants.

Commentary:
"Who needs a support group when you have a squad of ants by your side, always ready to march into battle… or the kitchen 😂🐜 #AntArmy"
6 months ago
Share →: In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

Commentary:
"In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised… And we all know that's when the real fun begins! 😜🚫👀"
6 months ago
Share →: “Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

Commentary:
If only childhood dreams came with a disclaimer of needing introvert-friendly career options! 🙅‍♂️😂 Looks like "left alone" is the ultimate career aspiration for all the lone wolves out there! 🐺 #DreamJobGoals
6 months ago
Share →: There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

Commentary:
Living alone: where you're the undisputed ruler of your domain, with the added bonus of never losing your keys but also the frustration of finding them right where you left them 🏠🔑 #SoloLife #PerksAndPitfalls
6 months ago
Share →: Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

Commentary:
"Who needs a partner to Netflix and chill when you've got the remote all to yourself? 📺 No more compromising on that next binge-watch choice! Single and totally in control of the TV schedule! 🍿 #IndependentViewingGoals #NetflixAndNoChill"
6 months ago
Share →: If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Commentary:
Watching Home Alone backwards is like witnessing a heartwarming tale of a little hero who uses the power of magic to fix up two unfortunate souls, literally piece by piece! 🏡🔙😂 Just when you thought the Wet Bandits couldn't catch a break… Reverse movie magic strikes again!
6 months ago
Share →: Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

Commentary:
"Women's needs are as clear as day – just a delicate balance of attention and space. 🌟💁‍♀️ So, gentlemen, remember: smothering is overrated, and robust alone time is key to preserving the peace! 🕊️💅"
6 months ago
Share →: If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, if you find yourself twiddling your thumbs when you're flying solo, maybe it's time to have a heart-to-heart with your own reflection! 🤔🔍 Remember, the best company you can keep is with yourself – unless you happen to be a ghost whisperer! 👻😜
6 months ago
Share →: Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

Commentary:
"Who needs counting sheep when you have no one to talk to? 😴 Counting snores instead! 💤 Sweet dreams of silence and solitude await! ✨"
6 months ago
Share →: I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Commentary:
"Deciding between cuddles and solitude… the eternal struggle of the indecisively crazy. 🤔🤗🚶‍♀️ #CrazyConundrums"