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- Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.
- If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?
- Netflix & by yourself.
- My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.
- If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.
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- “This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.
- Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.
- If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.
- I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.
- Netflix & by yourself.
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