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They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

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