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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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