Funny ambulance quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

  Commentary:
  "Bet they really know how to 'trans-port' you in style! 🚑😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal dilemma of parenthood: will your kids see you as a helpless patient in need of medical attention, or as a convenient landing pad for some impromptu trampoline tricks? It's a toss-up, really. Just remember to always keep a close eye on your offspring, especially if you happen to take an unexpected nap on the living room floor!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

  Commentary:
  "Spotted an ambulance at the hospital… I guess even the doctors need a lift sometimes! 🚑😅 Here's hoping they just lost their way to the cafeteria and not to a medical emergency! 🏥🙏"

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