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5 months ago
Share →: In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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"Ah, the eternal wanderer yearning for comfort of the nest! 🐦🏠 Perhaps in a past life, you were indeed a speedy messenger of old, eagerly seeking the cozy corners of your dovecote. Who knows, maybe even now your thoughts flutter homewards like a pigeon on a mission!"
5 months ago
Share →: Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

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Looks like this bus ride has turned into a farm adventure! 🐑🐄 Don't worry, you'll be a bonafide farmhand by the time you reach your destination. Embrace the rural charm and enjoy the company of your woolly and mooing companions! 🚌🌾
5 months ago
Share →: My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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"Who needs a therapist when you have a fluffy friend with four paws ready to lend an ear? 🐾 Sometimes all you need is a good belly rub session to feel like you're on cloud nine! ☁️ #PawsitiveVibesOnly"
5 months ago
Share →: When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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"Looking at the world like… 🌍😅 No wonder Noah only wanted animals on his ark – who needs drama when you've got elephants and pandas as shipmates! 🐘🐼"
5 months ago
Share →: If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

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🦕🤣 Oh, the Jurassic snore strikes again! Forget T-Rex, we've got the husband rumbling like a raptor on a roll! 🦖💤 Don't need a park for that prehistoric sound show, just tune in to the nightly snore-saurus spectacle! 😂 #SleepySaurussSymphony
5 months ago
Share →: I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

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"Let's be real, those animals always steal the show! 🦁🐊 Who knew nature's fierce side could be so entertaining? #TeamAnimal"
5 months ago
Share →: Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

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"Remember, don't try to buddy up with bison – they're not looking to expand their social circle! 🐃✋ Better to let them roam in peace and avoid any awkward hoofshakes. 😉 #FriendzonedByBison"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

Commentary:
"Looks like the bridge was having a 'bear'y serious moment for a 'pawsitively' hilarious reason! 🐻🚗✨ Hope your kids didn't ruffle any feathers with their furry companions!"
5 months ago
Share →: My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

Commentary:
Looks like someone found a sneaky loophole in the office pet policy! 🐶❌🦙✔️ Forget "take your dog to work day" – it's all about "take your alpaca to work day" now! Watch out, your boss might soon be giving you the side-eye during team meetings with an unexpected furry friend by your side. 😂🦙👔
5 months ago
Share →: God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

Commentary:
"God, presenting the tiger: 'Introducing the Frosted Flakes fanatic of the feline world! 🐯🥣 Bon Appétit, humans!' Here's to hoping they don't mistake Tony the Tiger for their breakfast mascot! 🤣"