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The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

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God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

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Just landed via Reddit:

“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

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That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

Just landed via X:

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

Making waves on YouTube:

If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

Seen just now on Slack:

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

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I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

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At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

Trending via Threads:

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”

Spotted on Twitch:

If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

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98 shares on X this month:

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

96 shares on Discord this month:

Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

93 shares on Messenger this month:

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

17 shares on Slack this month:

If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

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Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

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You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

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A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.

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I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

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To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

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One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

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Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.

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Polish girls are just winter Latinas.

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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

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Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Threads:

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

Just shared via Twitch:

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

Just shared via Threads:

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

Live now on Telegram:

I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

Broadcasted on Discord:

To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

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