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I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

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Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

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With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

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I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

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There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

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In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

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Zara makes clothing for occasions that don’t exist.

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Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

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There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

Going bananas on Slack:

Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

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My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.

Making waves on Instagram:

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

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On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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60 shares on Telegram this month:

This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

74 shares on Slack this month:

They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

71 shares on Threads this month:

“I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.”

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

36 shares on YouTube this month:

I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

46 shares on Discord this month:

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

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Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

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A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

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Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

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My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

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We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

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I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

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Whoever created / mandated the auto start-stop feature on cars should be dragged into the town square to be tarred and feathered!

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Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

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Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

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Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

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