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6 months ago
Share →: Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate dream trio: a street, a school, and a mental hospital all in your honor! 🏫🛣️🏥 One way or another, your legacy is bound to leave an impact in this world! 🌟😜"
6 months ago
Share →: My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive big bag of money in the woods 🌳💰 The ultimate treasure hunt for aspiring financial wizards! Who needs a glass ceiling when you can have a leafy canopy overhead? Here's to forging your own path to fiscal fortune, one forest escapade at a time! 🌲🔍 #MoneyTrees #ForestRiches"
6 months ago
Share →: The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

Commentary:
🏡🦁 "Why be a plain 'domestic housewife' when you can embrace your wild side as a 'feral housewife'? Let those domestic chores beware, there's a fierce and untamed housewife on the loose!" 🤣 #DomesticGoneWild
6 months ago
Share →: The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

Commentary:
"Oh, you have a talent for making stains disappear? Looks like you've found your calling! 💧👚 Just remember to always wear an apron – stained clothes aren't a good look for your resume! 😜👔"
6 months ago
Share →: My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

Commentary:
"Life goal: Buy a horse, lose to it in a race, and gallop away laughing at myself 🏇🤣 Who knew losing could be this much fun? #RaceToTheFinishLine"
6 months ago
Share →: Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I can't discuss my dream job. I wouldn't want to make my unicorn and superhero coworkers jealous! 🦄💫 Who needs a dream job when you've got dreamy coworkers, am I right? 😆 #livingthedream"
6 months ago
Share →: I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

Commentary:
🎤 "I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television." 📺

Well, they do say laughter is the best medicine, but hey, who needs healthcare when you can just get a TV instead? 😄 Looks like this comedian is setting their sights on a bigger screen – talk show host in the making, perhaps? 🌟 Never underestimate the power of a good punchline and a remote
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

Commentary:
"Who needs grass when you can roll in a bed of crisp Benjamins? 💵💰 Talk about living the high life! Just remember, money can't photosynthesize like grass does… but hey, it does pay for a fancy lawn service! 😉 #CashOverGrass"
6 months ago
Share →: “Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

Commentary:
If only childhood dreams came with a disclaimer of needing introvert-friendly career options! 🙅‍♂️😂 Looks like "left alone" is the ultimate career aspiration for all the lone wolves out there! 🐺 #DreamJobGoals
6 months ago
Share →: Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

Commentary:
🤣👩‍💼 "Deciding to quit your job to pursue the thrilling career of not having a job? Ah, the dream! Who needs deadlines and meetings when you can have pajamas and daytime TV marathons instead? Living life on the wild side, I see! 💼🚫🛋️ #LivingTheDream"