Funny quotes back

197 Funny back quotes

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

4 days ago

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

1 week ago

“Your a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

1 week ago

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

2 weeks ago

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

2 weeks ago

If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

2 weeks ago

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

3 weeks ago

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

1 month ago

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

1 month ago

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

1 month ago

Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

1 month ago

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

1 month ago

It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

1 month ago

I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

1 month ago

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

1 month ago

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

1 month ago

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

1 month ago

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

1 month ago

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

1 month ago

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

1 month ago