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Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

I always stop the microwave before it beeps because it’s not the boss of me.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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Going viral on Telegram:

When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

Live now on Reddit:

Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

Just landed via Telegram:

One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

Going viral on WeChat:

Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

Freshly posted on Threads:

We decided to have money instead of children.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

Going bananas on X:

Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

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68 shares on WeChat this month:

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

81 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

23 shares on X this month:

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

62 shares on Messenger this month:

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

96 shares on TikTok this month:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

19 shares on Discord this month:

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

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I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

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Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

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Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

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Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

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You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Pinterest:

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

Just landed via Facebook:

Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

Making waves on Snapchat:

What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

Live now on Twitch:

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

Making waves on X:

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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