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Funny back quotes 😂👌 are like the perfect spice to your life’s narrative, adding just the right amount of sass and humor to your day. Whether they’re gracing the back of a t-shirt or popping up in your social media feed, these gems of wit remind us to laugh at life’s absurdities. They sneak up on you like a surprise tickle, leaving you with a grin that says, “I see what you did there!” So, next time you’re on the lookout for a chuckle, remember to check behind you—your next laugh might just be a backward glance away! 😄

A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

3 days ago3 days ago

Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

7 days ago7 days ago

Back to the Future and chill?

7 days ago7 days ago

The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

1 week ago1 week ago

Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

1 week ago1 week ago

Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

1 week ago1 week ago

If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

1 week ago1 week ago

My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

1 week ago1 week ago

We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

2 weeks ago

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

2 weeks ago

Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

2 weeks ago

If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

2 weeks ago

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

2 weeks ago

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

2 weeks ago

“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

2 weeks ago

No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

2 weeks ago

It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

2 weeks ago

I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

2 weeks ago

If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

2 weeks ago

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

2 weeks ago

My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

2 weeks ago

Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

2 weeks ago

My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

2 weeks ago

The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

2 weeks ago

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

2 weeks ago

I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

2 weeks ago

Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

2 weeks ago

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

2 weeks ago

I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

2 weeks ago

Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

2 weeks ago

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

2 weeks ago

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

2 weeks ago

I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

2 weeks ago

You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

2 weeks ago

They should invent crushes that like you back.

2 weeks ago

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

2 weeks ago

As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

2 weeks ago

I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

2 weeks ago

I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

2 weeks ago

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

2 weeks ago

I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

2 weeks ago

Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

2 weeks ago

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

2 weeks ago

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

2 weeks ago

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

2 weeks ago

There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

2 weeks ago

“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

2 weeks ago

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

2 weeks ago

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

2 weeks ago