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At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

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Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

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Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

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Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

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Trending via Twitch:

I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

Trending via Instagram:

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

Trending via Pinterest:

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Making waves on Reddit:

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

Seen just now on Discord:

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

Going viral on Telegram:

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

Broadcasted on TikTok:

When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

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Share →: Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

Commentary:
"Bad ideas: Where the fun begins and the regrets form a band! 🎸😂🤷‍♂️"
6 months ago
Share →: God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

Commentary:
"Well, hindsight is 20/20, even for the Almighty! 💸 Maybe next time, God will offer a 'Free Will Premium Package' with extra perks and maybe a discount code for good deeds. 😂 #DivinePricingStrategy"
6 months ago
Share →: The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

Commentary:
Isn't it just fabulous being a procrastinator? 🕰️💡 Those terrible ideas never stand a chance, they're too busy chilling on the back burner! 🤣 #ProcrastinationWin
6 months ago
Share →: I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

Commentary:
"Trying to explain it would be like trying to color a masterpiece with invisible crayons 🖍️. Some ideas are just too 'crayon'-crazy to bother with! 😆"
6 months ago
Share →: Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

Commentary:
"Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is like inviting trouble to a party 😆🦈🏖️ Maybe stick to a safer name like 'Puppy Paddle' for a stress-free day out!"
6 months ago
Share →: Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

Commentary:
"Embarking on questionable decisions might just lead to unforgettable memories! 🤪 Just remember: a bad idea can sometimes make the best stories to tell later on! 🌟😜"

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Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Snapchat:

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

Reported on X:

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

Spotted on Messenger:

I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

Shared recently on Discord:

When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

Trending via LinkedIn:

The only way to my heart is with a knife.

Spotted on WeChat:

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

Just shared via YouTube:

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

Just landed via Threads:

If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

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