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Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

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Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

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More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

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Eat like your treadmill is watching.

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Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

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I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

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I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

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69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.

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Live now on Pinterest:

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

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Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Just landed via YouTube:

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

Going viral on X:

That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

Going bananas on YouTube:

“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Going bananas on Discord:

The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

Going viral on X:

Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.

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When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

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Funny bad idea quotes

Funny bad idea quotes are the perfect recipe for laughs and facepalms 🤦‍♂️😂 When plans go sideways or brilliant schemes flop spectacularly, these witty lines capture the chaos with humor 🎉💥 Ready to embrace the silly side of questionable choices? Dive in and enjoy some seriously funny moments that prove not every idea needs a green light 🚦😜

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

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The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

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I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

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Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

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I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

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Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

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It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

Googling symptoms until you cry.

91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

17 shares on Twitch this month:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

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Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

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Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

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Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

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Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

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Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

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The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

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What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

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Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

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Go ahead and get some sleep, everyone. I’ll stay up and handle the overthinking.

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I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Only DM me if you like disappointment.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

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I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

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Breaking via Snapchat:

I feel like everyone who has ever had a hamster has some kind of traumatic experience with it.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

For whom the doom scrolls!

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

Going bananas on Messenger:

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

Breaking via Discord:

Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Seen just now on Instagram:

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

Making waves on WeChat:

Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

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