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Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

My diet was going really well until I woke up.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

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Just shared via Facebook:

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

Going viral on Discord:

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

Seen just now on Telegram:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Making waves on Threads:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

Going viral on Discord:

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

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94 shares on Reddit this month:

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

10 shares on Slack this month:

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

35 shares on TikTok this month:

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

69 shares on Reddit this month:

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

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The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

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Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

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When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

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If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

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There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

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Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

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Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

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Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

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I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

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You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Not today, Satan, but next week works.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Time needs a speed limit.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Discord:

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

Shared recently on Telegram:

“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

Just landed via TikTok:

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

Making waves on Messenger:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Live now on TikTok:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

Trending via Reddit:

Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.

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