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29 Funny bag quotes

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025