32 Funny bag quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fancy recipes when you've got shredded cheese and a bag? 🧀 Just remember, moderation is key… unless you're at a cheese party – then all bets are off! 😜🧀 #SnackGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs hugs when you've got a family-sized bag of crisps to keep you company! 🤷🏻‍♂️🥔 #SnackTime #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

  Commentary:
  "Whoops, looks like I had a 'snaccident' again! 🙈🌮 But hey, I was just practicing my crunches! 💪😂🍴"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

  Commentary:
  Well, if a bread burglar is going to break into my house, they better be ready to face some serious consequences – soggy toast just won't cut it! 🍞🕵️‍♂️ Better hide your toaster and lock up your pantry, folks!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the epic saga of two fleshy beings in the age of digital communication! One bag of flesh eagerly awaits symbols on the glowing screen, while the other bag of flesh is out there living life unbothered. 🤔💬📱 #ModernStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

  Commentary:
  🍎💪 "Looks like the only gains you're making on your fitness journey are in the fruit department! If only lifting apples counted as a workout, we'd all be super ripped by now. Keep strong, apple connoisseur! 🏋️‍♂️😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive big bag of money in the woods 🌳💰 The ultimate treasure hunt for aspiring financial wizards! Who needs a glass ceiling when you can have a leafy canopy overhead? Here's to forging your own path to fiscal fortune, one forest escapade at a time! 🌲🔍 #MoneyTrees #ForestRiches"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

  Commentary:
  "I often opt for gift bags over wrapping paper because my dexterity is on par with a tipsy panda trying to perform brain surgery 🐼🎁 #ClumsyGiftGiver"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

  Commentary:
  "Popcorn dilemma: Sharing hands or sharing popcorn? 🍿😄 Either way, make sure you know whose fingers you're reaching for in that buttery sea of snacks! #AwkwardMoments"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Bob was ready to dive into those tortillas with gusto! 🌮😄 Who needs convenience when you have Bob's innovative tearing skills? Maybe he should start a tortilla bag opening masterclass! 🎉

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