Funny basketball quotes — Wordgag ツ

When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

3 months ago3 months ago

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

3 months ago3 months ago

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

4 months ago4 months ago

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Jan 28, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

Jan 25, 2025

If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

Jan 24, 2025

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

Jan 23, 2025

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Jan 21, 2025

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Jan 21, 2025