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Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

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Dec 31, 2025

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Going viral on YouTube:

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

Live now on WeChat:

A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

Seen just now on Discord:

I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

Spotted on Discord:

If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

Going viral on Telegram:

McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

Spotted on Facebook:

Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

Funny basketball quotes

Funny basketball quotes bring humor to the court with clever quips and playful takes on the game. 🏀😂 From witty remarks about dribbling and shooting to humorous insights into player antics, these quotes capture the fun side of basketball. Enjoy a laugh while celebrating the lighter moments of the sport! 🏀😂

New funny basketball quotes 👇

When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

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2 months ago

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I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

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2 months ago

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After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

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2 months ago

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If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

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2 months ago

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Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

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2 months ago

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Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

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2 months ago

basketball, comparison, egg, golf, hit, humor, i, k, need, playful, playful comparison, pumpkin, sports, sun
If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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2 months ago

basketball, business, championships, helping, humor, i, local, order, spirit, sports, team, team spirit, teen, teen wolf, transformation, wolf
One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

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2 months ago

amazing, amazing fact, basketball, fact, fit, hoop, humor, nature, observation, perfect, perfect fit, size, sports, things
I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

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2 months ago

alien, aliens, aspiration, basketball, chance, chances, competition, good, hope, humor, i, making, NBA, scenario, slim, sports, weird, weird scenario
Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

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2 months ago

activity, advice, basketball, dating, dating advice, easy, finger, fun, fun activity, getting, girlfriend, just, relationship, relationship tips, spin, tips

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35 shares on Telegram this month:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

18 shares on X this month:

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

45 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

24 shares on Twitch this month:

My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

27 shares on X this month:

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

28 shares on Discord this month:

Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

26 shares on Twitch this month:

People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

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19 folks are currently checking 👀

There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

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Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

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I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

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They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

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If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on YouTube:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

Just shared via WeChat:

The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

Just shared via Pinterest:

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

Shared recently on Telegram:

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

Making waves on Reddit:

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

Just shared via Instagram:

My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

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