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Funny basketball quotes bring humor to the court with clever quips and playful takes on the game. 🏀😂 From witty remarks about dribbling and shooting to humorous insights into player antics, these quotes capture the fun side of basketball. Enjoy a laugh while celebrating the lighter moments of the sport! 🏀😂

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When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

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I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

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After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

1 month ago
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If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

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Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

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Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

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If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

1 month ago
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One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

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I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

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Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

1 month ago
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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

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Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

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Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

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According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

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I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

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Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

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I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

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Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

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Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

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Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

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“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

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You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

Don’t let the fact that I’m deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you’re in the presence of a genius.

I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

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And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Your problem now.”

Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

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I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

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