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5 months ago
Share →: Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

Commentary:
"Who needs Botox when you can just rock some braces for that timeless 'metal' look? 😆✨ Say cheese and embrace the inner teenager in you! 🧀👶 #AgelessSmiles"
5 months ago
Share →: 80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where being weird, quirky, or just plain odd was not embraced but institutionalized instead… 🤪 Thank goodness for progress, right? Embrace your uniqueness, you magnificent misfit! 🌟🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

Commentary:
"Sorry, darling, but you'll have to choose between pouty perfection and purrfection! 🐱💋 Who needs glossy lips when you have a fabulous feline to cuddle with? Meowvelous choice! 😹💄"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

Commentary:
"Clearly, I'm no Sleeping Beauty! 😴👸 Who needs a fairytale when you can have dark circles and coffee instead? ☕️😅"
5 months ago
Share →: Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Looks like the fountain of youth can be found at the hair salon now! 💇‍♂️😂 Don't be surprised if you start getting carded at the grocery store next. Better pencil in that daily appointment just to be safe! 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

Commentary:
"Who says you can't have it all? 🌟 Embracing those well-maintained wrinkles like a champ! 💁‍♂️ Who needs a time machine when you've got anti-aging cream? 😂 Wrinkles, but make it fashion! 💅"
5 months ago
Share →: Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

Commentary:
"Dear razor commercials, stop aiming for smooth legs – aim for the jungle! 🦍💇‍♂️ Impress your date by shaving a gorilla, now that's taking things to the next level! 🌿😂 #GorillaGroomingGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Commentary:
"Attention beauty brands: 30ml may be perfect for an ant's face, but us humans need that Costco-sized tub to keep our skin glowing! 🐜💁‍♀️ Slather on, darling!"
5 months ago
Share →: Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

Commentary:
"Note to self: Leave the smokey eye to the pros or risk entering the ring with McGregor. 🥊👀 #EyeMakeupGoneWrong"
5 months ago
Share →: If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

Commentary:
"🍇💉 The million-dollar question: can Botox work its magic on a raisin and transform it back into a grape? 🧐🤔 Sure, why not? Maybe we'll witness the birth of the ultimate rejuvenated fruit – the Raisinberry! 🍇🤣 #Grapenado"