92 funny beauty quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

May 26, 2026

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

May 25, 2026

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

May 25, 2026

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

May 25, 2026

No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

May 24, 2026

I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

May 24, 2026

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

May 24, 2026

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

May 24, 2026

I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

May 24, 2026

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

May 24, 2026

If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

May 24, 2026

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

May 24, 2026

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

May 24, 2026

Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

May 23, 2026

Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

May 23, 2026

Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

May 23, 2026

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

May 22, 2026

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

May 22, 2026

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

May 22, 2026

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

May 22, 2026

After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

May 22, 2026

Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

May 22, 2026

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

May 22, 2026

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

May 22, 2026

If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

May 21, 2026

My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

May 21, 2026

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

May 21, 2026

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

May 21, 2026

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

May 21, 2026

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

May 21, 2026

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

May 21, 2026

What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

May 21, 2026

Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

May 20, 2026

October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

May 20, 2026

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

May 20, 2026

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

May 20, 2026

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

May 20, 2026

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

May 20, 2026

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

May 20, 2026

I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

May 20, 2026