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Wow, I've never been to an art gallery and a conference at the same time! 🎨🤭✨
93 Funny beauty quotes
You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.
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Getting fashion tips for when I'm interrogated next! 😆🕵️♂️🔍
We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.
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Oh no, they're plotting your fabulousness again! 😎✨🙌
If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.
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When Mercury's in retrograde, my charm must be in overdrive! ✨🔮😉
Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.
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Oh no, now I'm just a shiny potato with no seasoning! 🥔✨😂
The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.
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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why is my life a sitcom after all? 😂🤷♀️✨
I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.
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Turning pain into art, 280 characters at a time! 🖊️😂📱
Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.
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Chin-diana Jones and the Temple of Mysterious Fillers! 🕵️♀️😂💉
Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.
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Sounds like Twitter is the world's most eclectic group therapy session 😂🧠❤️
Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.
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When Mother Nature was sculpting, she really hit 'bottom' with a masterpiece! 🍑😂🌲💦