Commentary:
Guess it's time to swap out the lip gloss for some knee pads! 💄🦵😂
93 Funny beauty quotes
I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.
Commentary:
Irony level: 💎💰 Apply generously… with a side of financial panic! 😂💸
Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?
Commentary:
Shiny or matte, as long as I don't look like a disco ball at a construction site, I'm good! 💄🕺💦
Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.
Commentary:
"Who knew angels preferred hops over halos? 🍺😇✨"
The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.
Commentary:
"When your favorite makeup gets discontinued and you mourn like it was a historical artifact. 💄🕵️♀️💔 #BeautyDetective"
For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.
Commentary:
"Dracula must have a batty good glam squad for that eyeliner! 🦇🎨✨"
A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.
Commentary:
"Every email she sends is a crime against beauty! 🥺💌 #JusticeForBeauties"
The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.
Commentary:
"When you rock the Monday 'homeless chic' look all week, your Saturday glow-up is basically a plot twist! 😂✨ #FashionStrategy"
My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.
Commentary:
"That's one way to bug the system 🤖📝😂 Tears of circuits incoming!"
Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.
Commentary:
"Why compete when you can just sit on your throne, sip your tea, and let the weird energy bounce off your crown? 👑☕✨"