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92 Funny beauty quotes

Funny beauty quotes are the perfect way to add a little humor to your glow-up routine! πŸ’„πŸ˜‚ These witty one-liners will remind you that looking good doesn’t have to be so serious. Get ready to laugh while you shine! ✨😊

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I love when lashes make me look evil.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My lips could use some attention today.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

So far, every Miss Universe winner has been from Earth.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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