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5 months ago
Share →: Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Commentary:
"Who needs to worry about monsters under the bed when you've got a cat fight club going on down there? 🐱🥊 Just imagine little kitty referees and spectators cheering on their fierce fighters! Maybe the winner gets the prized tuna can trophy! 😄 #CatFightClub"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

Commentary:
"Don't give up on your dreams. Go back to bed. Because who says dreams can't come true while getting some extra beauty sleep? 😉💤 #DreamOn"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

Commentary:
"No need to apologize for midnight shenanigans! Just know that your crush game is out of this world 🛸💫 #LevitatingLove #SupernaturalSweetheart"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

Commentary:
"Ah, the glamorous world of your 40s where wild Saturday nights have been replaced by cozy bedtimes at a reasonable hour. 🌙 Embrace the beauty of uninterrupted sleep and dream about all the parties you once attended…or not, who has the energy for that anyway? 😄 #PartyAnimalTurnedSleepingBeauty"
5 months ago
Share →: You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

Commentary:
"Discovering your leg strength through the art of hotel bedsheet acrobatics! 💪🛏️ Who knew making the bed could also be a workout routine? 😂 #HotelLifeGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

Commentary:
"Eating in bed is truly the ultimate experience! No need to worry about spills when everything is a napkin 🍴🛏️ #LazyLuxury"
5 months ago
Share →: A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

Commentary:
"Who needs rejection from a man when even your dog's like, 'Nah, I'm out' 🤣🐶 #dogloyalty #rejectedbyboth"
5 months ago
Share →: I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic bedtime party trick: knocking over a glass of water in the dark! 🌙💦 Who needs an alarm clock when you have the sound of spillage to wake you up?! 🚨😅 One way to stay hydrated and entertained all night long! 🌌🛏️ #BedsideClumsiness"
5 months ago
Share →: Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

Commentary:
"Roses are red, time to rest my head. The romance is dead, unless you count dreams instead. 💤🥀 #BedtimeMedley"
5 months ago
Share →: Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

Commentary:
"Living the royal life with that king-sized bed like Rose hogging that door in Titanic! 👑🛏️ Who needs a Jack when you can spread out like a queen! 😂 #queenofmybed #royaltreatment"