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"Who said you can't break a sweat while staying cozy? πͺπ Keep those biceps in check with some heavy page-turning reps! ππ"
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- Relationship status: I love my bed.
- My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.
- Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.
- I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.
- Nobody rots in bed like I do.
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"Oh, tiredness sure knows how to play hide and seek – always elusive when it's time to hit the bed! ππ€ It's the ultimate couch potato rebellion! π₯π #SleepyStruggles" -
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"Looks like someone's ready to drop the most epic nap mix of 2021! πΆπ΄ DJ Pillow and MC Blanky are about to make some serious ZZZs happen on the dance floor… I mean, bed! π€π #SleepyBeats" -
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"Who needs reality when dreaming is much cozier? π€π #DreamBigButNapHard" -
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"Oh, the sweet siren call of the cozy bed, beckoning you back from the woes of the day like a restful oasis in a desert of responsibilities. ππ€ Who needs adventures when you have the soft embrace of your bed waiting for you at the end of the day? #BedIsBae" -
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Living on the edge, I see! ππ¦Ά You're a true thrill-seeker, fearlessly tempting fate with your rebellious bedtime antics. Watch out for those bed monsters lurking below – they might just nibble on your exposed toes! π #LivingDangerously #BedtimeAdventures -
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"Well, on the bright side – at least you won't have to worry about sleeping in too late! π β° Keep calm and remember that tomorrow is a new day full of possibilities… and coffee! βοΈβ¨ #MorningStruggles" -
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Ah, the timeless ritual of morning contemplation: when deep thoughts about exhaustion rival the complexity of the universe itself. π€π€ Remember, pondering fatigue is a sport reserved for the bravest souls who dare to confront the unwavering allure of the snooze button! πβ° Stay strong, dear bed philosopher! -
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"Whoever said 'you made your bed now lie in it' clearly never experienced the luxury of freshly-made hotel beds ποΈ. I'll happily lie in any bed as long as there's a cozy blanket and some good snacks nearby! πββοΈπ #LazyLuxury" -
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"Ah, the classic Monday morning motto! π΄π€ Who needs coffee when you can just hibernate like a bear for a few days? π» Just make sure to set an alarm for 72 hours later! β°π"
Top Funny Bed Quotes π₯
- Itβs time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I donβt actually go to bed right away.
- Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and itβs not even dark yet.
- Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.
- Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.
- Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.
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