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"Sex is cool and all, but have you ever experienced the bliss of starfishing in bed without a care in the world? 🌟😴 Who needs a cuddle buddy when you've got the entire bed for your own personal sprawling adventures? 😂 #BedHogLife"
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- Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.
- Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.
- The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.
- Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.
- Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.
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"Goodnight y'all, I'm off to catch some Z's! 🌙💤 And remember, keep the noise level at a respectable whisper…or not, I'll just dream of earplugs! 😂🛏️ #LightsOut" -
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"Imagine coming out of a tanning bed looking like a perfectly rotating, golden hotdog 😂🌭! Who needs the beach when you can have this rolling tan experience?! #StayRollinAndTannin" -
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"Seeking a partner in crime for the ultimate lazy duet! 🛌💤 No high-energy shenanigans here, just two peas in a pod embracing the beauty of inactivity. Who needs hiking when you can have bed rot, right? 😂 #LazyGoals" -
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🤣💬 "Looks like someone's sliding into DMs while I'm warming the bedsheets! Maybe you should bring your own heated blanket next time! 😜🔥 #ChillInMyDMsWarmInMyBed" -
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Ah, yes, the symphony of raindrops – nature's lullaby for sleepy souls.🌧️💤 Truly an elite experience, unless you realize there's a leak in your roof! 😉🏠 #RainyDayDelights -
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Relationship status: Committed to my bed, where cuddles are always available and no drama in sight. 💕😴 #BedIsBae -
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"Who needs to conquer the world when you can conquer the comfort of your bed instead? 💪😴 Ending the year with a power nap – now that's the real flex! 🛌💤 #BedBoss" -
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"Ah, the eternal struggle between the desire to sleep all day and the sudden burst of energy that hits you at bedtime 🌙💤 It's like your brain waits until the lights are off to start planning tomorrow's adventures! 🤔😆 #SleepStruggles" -
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"Lesson learned: sometimes it's better to stick to classic moves instead of trying to sweeten the pot too much! 🍯😂 #HoneyGoneWrong"
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- One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.
- “You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.
- Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.
- I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.
- If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.
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