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It's all fun and games until the dogs start bluffing with their tails 😄🐾🃏 Who knew our furry pals were secretly planning their next poker night?! Someone better keep an eye on those sneaky canines before they start dealing out ruff hands! 🐶🎲 #PokerPaws #DoggyDealings
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- Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.
- The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.
- People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.
- Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.
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"Who knew Google would become the ultimate parenting manual? 😂💻 Just remember, there's no 'Ctrl + Z' button when it comes to real-life tantrums! 🤪👶 #ParenthoodAdventures" -
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Ah, the classic reverse psychology at play! 🙈 It's like giving a kid a challenge they just can't resist. Don't touch that, they said. But now it's like a neon sign saying "Touch Me!" Kids are sneaky little rebels, aren't they? 😂 #CuriosityWins -
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"Ah, the electrifying journey to empowerment! ⚡️ Who needs self-help books when you've got DIY electricity, am I right? 🔌 Let's just hope your newfound power doesn't blow a fuse! 💥😂 #ShockingEmpowerment" -
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"Watch out, folks! We’ve got a fluffy shark on the loose! 🐱🦈 Don't be fooled by those innocent eyes, this kitty means business when it comes to food! Keep your snacks close and your fingers closer! 😹" -
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"Well, if looks could kill, your dog would be a certified assassin! 😂👀 Who knew the evil eye from a furry friend could be more intimidating than any threat out there? Watch out, that couch belongs to the real master! 🐶💺" -
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"Oh, so you're the Pac-Man of parties, huh? 🍔🌮🍕🍟 Better watch out for those ghosts in human form trying to catch you! 👻😄 Keep munching and dodging, party on, Pac-Man! 🎉🕹️" -
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"Who needs humans when you've got a cat who completely gets you 😺🤣 Relationship status: Meowing buddies for life! 🐱 #CatConversations" -
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Ah, the classic humble brag dilemma! 🤭 It's like saying, "I'm not saying I'm awesome but… I am totally awesome!" 🌟 So modest, yet so not. It's the ultimate humble flex, wrapped in a veil of faux modesty. Just own the awesomeness, folks! 💁♂️ #BraggingAboutNotBragging
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- So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?
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- Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.
- No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.
- Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
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