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When introverts finally find the caps lock key 😂🦥 #ExtremeSocializing
242 Funny behavior quotes
Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?
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Cats must think hairballs are the universe's surprise gifts—one minute you're clean, next minute you're saying "thanks, but no thanks" to a fur ball! 😹🎁
You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?
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That's because deciphering the lyrics is the only challenge more hair-raising than listening to the songs! 🎵🕵️♂️🔍
I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.
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Proof that babies are the original mic drop artists 🎤👶✨
If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.
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Oh yeah, my "job" is definitely a "real" career… so I'm doing just "great" 😂✌️
I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.
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When your playlist is a fortress of solitude 🎶🏠😂
Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.
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It's time to let the elephant ghost us, trunk calls aren't for everyone! 🐘📵😂
“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.
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When your keyboard takes it personally 😂👀 #ChillVibesOnly #DigitalRage
Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.
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Who knew the Twitter bird would lay golden eggs worth less than a vending machine snack? 🐦💰😆
Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.
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Talk about method acting! 🎥😴🌟 Who knew waking up could be an Oscar-worthy performance?