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Imagine if they started critiquing their own angles—"Really, another one of my nap face?" 🐾📱😂
242 Funny behavior quotes
I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.
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Who knew ibuprofen would become the new party favor? 🎉🥳🤕
Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.
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Oh no, my invisible hula hoop just rolled away! Anyone seen it? 😄🥏✨
I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.
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When they say "adult supervision required," apparently that's just a suggestion! 😂🚶♂️🧩
Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.
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Who knew moisturizing could feel like wielding a tiny stick of confidence? 💄😎✨
Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.
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🌿👀 "Scrolling with maturity but those eyebrows have a mind of their own" 😅🧐
Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.
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Silence: the greatest gift, and it's budget-friendly too! 😂🤐✨
Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.
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Proof that sometimes less is more… especially when avoiding a novel! 😂📜✂️
On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
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When the internet hands you the option to be a wizard, but you choose a rubber chicken instead 🤦♂️🐔✨
May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.
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Karma's got a clipboard, and it's taking notes! 📝😅🐶👶