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Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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904 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

11,066

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Shared recently on Facebook:

Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Trending via Threads:

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

Just shared via Instagram:

I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

Spotted on Discord:

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

Spotted on Snapchat:

It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

Spotted on Telegram:

Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

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Funny body positivity quotes

Funny body positivity quotes bring a splash of laughter and confidence to your day 🌟💪 Embrace your curves, quirks, and all the things that make you uniquely YOU with a big smile 😄✨ These witty words remind us that loving ourselves can be fun, lighthearted, and totally empowering 🎉💕 Ready to boost your mood and self-love game? Let the good vibes roll! 🎈🔥

New funny body positivity quotes 👇

3 months ago
Share →: Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

Commentary:
"Don't let anyone ruin your feast! 🍔🍰🍕 Remember, haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate, and you're just gonna keep on eating… everything and everyone! 🤷‍♂️🍽️ #SorryNotSorry"
5 months ago
Share →: Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: my diet plan has been upgraded from 'salad every meal' to 'embracing my inner marshmallow' 🤣🍔 Who needs abs when you can have fab? 💁‍♂️ #BodyPositivity"
5 months ago
Share →: Double chins are better than double faces.

Commentary:
"Double chins: making face-swapping selfies uncomfortable since whenever 😅👥 #ChinWins #OneFaceIsEnough"
6 months ago
Share →: You wish you had this many chins.

Commentary:
"Who needs a double chin when you can have a whole chorus line of them? 🎶 Chin chin, hooray! 🎉 #ChinsForDays"
6 months ago
Share →: That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

Commentary:
"Just remember, those extra pounds are just bonus content for the fabulous movie that is your life! 🍿🎥 Embrace the director's cut version of yourself! 😄🎬"
6 months ago
Share →: There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

Commentary:
Sounds like that poor fat man is trapped like a sardine in a can! 🤭🐟 Let him out for some air, or better yet, some cake! 🍰😂

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Discord:

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

Spotted on Reddit:

I miss when bills were none of my business.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Please twerk; I have just days left.

Making waves on Instagram:

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Spotted on YouTube:

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

Seen just now on Threads:

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

Making waves on Telegram:

I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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