Funny body positivity quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

  Commentary:
  "Don't let anyone ruin your feast! 🍔🍰🍕 Remember, haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate, and you're just gonna keep on eating… everything and everyone! 🤷‍♂️🍽️ #SorryNotSorry"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: my diet plan has been upgraded from 'salad every meal' to 'embracing my inner marshmallow' 🤣🍔 Who needs abs when you can have fab? 💁‍♂️ #BodyPositivity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Double chins are better than double faces.

  Commentary:
  "Double chins: making face-swapping selfies uncomfortable since whenever 😅👥 #ChinWins #OneFaceIsEnough"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You wish you had this many chins.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a double chin when you can have a whole chorus line of them? 🎶 Chin chin, hooray! 🎉 #ChinsForDays"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

  Commentary:
  "Just remember, those extra pounds are just bonus content for the fabulous movie that is your life! 🍿🎥 Embrace the director's cut version of yourself! 😄🎬"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like that poor fat man is trapped like a sardine in a can! 🤭🐟 Let him out for some air, or better yet, some cake! 🍰😂

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