Funny quotes boredom

18 Funny boredom quotes

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

1 month ago

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

2 months ago

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

3 months ago

I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

3 months ago

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

3 months ago

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

3 months ago

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

3 months ago

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

3 months ago

“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

3 months ago

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

3 months ago

Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

3 months ago

Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

3 months ago

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

3 months ago

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

3 months ago

Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

3 months ago

If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

3 months ago

I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

3 months ago

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

3 months ago