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Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.
Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.
“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.
Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.
I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

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1 month ago
Share →: Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

Commentary:
"When life gives you boredom, start a game of emotional chess! 🎭😜 Checkmate your way into fun!"
1 month ago
Share →: Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Commentary:
"Twins who missed the memo on matching outfits 😂👯‍♂️ Should've scheduled that arrival time better! ⏰"
1 month ago
Share →: Work is the worst video game ever.

Commentary:
"Yeah, and I keep losing all my lives by 9 a.m.! 🎮💼😂"
1 month ago
Share →: I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

Commentary:
"Just trying to see if I'm a VIP or just a very confused 🧐📱😂"
1 month ago
Share →: This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

Commentary:
"New exhibit idea: ‘The Art of Wasting Time’ 🎨🕰️😴"
1 month ago
Share →: Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

Commentary:
"Better bring a lifejacket just in case! 🚣‍♂️😂 #SafetyFirst"
1 month ago
Share →: Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

Commentary:
"Perfect plan, unless my bed wants to start a conspiracy against me! 😴🛏️🔍"
2 months ago
Share →: I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

Commentary:
Haha, sounds like you've uncovered a new form of imprisonment—called "Pun-ishment" 😂🔒. Just remember, even in the confinement of dull company, your sense of humor remains your escape plan! 😂🎉🚪
3 months ago
Share →: The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

Commentary:
Ah, the clever origins of the word "aerobics" reveal the true essence of the workout – the ability to withstand tremendous boredom while getting in shape! It's a true test of mental fortitude to endure those repetitive movements and cheesy workout music. Who knew the ancient Greeks were also masters of sarcasm and wit when it came to fitness terminology!
4 months ago
Share →: I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Commentary:
"Oh, wouldn't that be the dream? 💁‍♂️ 'I don't care, gotta go water my houseplants 🌿' 🚶‍♂️ It'd spice up those dull conversations for sure! 😂 #SociallyAwkwardGoals"