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There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

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Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

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Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

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Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

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The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

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I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

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My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

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Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

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Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

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43 Funny boredom quotes

Funny boredom quotes 🥱😂 are the perfect pick-me-up for those moments when time seems to stand still ⏰. Whether you’re stuck in a never-ending meeting or waiting for your pizza delivery 🍕, these witty one-liners will have you chuckling in no time. Embrace the giggles and turn your yawn-filled day into a laughter fest! 😄 So, next time boredom strikes, remember to have some humor handy! 🃏✨

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Share →: There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

Commentary:
Perfect opportunity to unleash your autobiography on an unsuspecting audience! ✈️😂🎤
18 hours ago
Share →: Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

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Who needs a notification ping when you can have the doorbell symphony and a flower delivery 💐🚪😂
23 hours ago
Share →: I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

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All dressed up with nowhere to go, just chilling with my fancy couch outfit! 🛋️😎🤷‍♂️
1 day ago
Share →: Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

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That's literally my spirit animal: the disappearing ninja of awkward chats! 🥷😅💨
1 day ago
Share →: Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

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Laundry is my arch-nemesis; it scares me more than binge-watching horror movies alone 🤦‍♀️🙈🧺
2 days ago
Share →: My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

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Sounds like your shadow got a better offer from a disco ball! 💃🕺🌟
2 days ago
Share →: Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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My head's like Netflix, always ready to stream the latest episode of 'My Imaginary Life.' 🎬🤷‍♂️📚
4 days ago
Share →: Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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When you flirt out of boredom, you might end up with more drama than a soap opera 📺🤦‍♀️💌
4 days ago
Share →: My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

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Booking flights for fun? It seems like your wallet needs a restraining order! ✈️💸😂
5 days ago
Share →: Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

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When you're doing your best owl impression to boost teacher morale 🦉📚😴

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They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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Netflix & by yourself.

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It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

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The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

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Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

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Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

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You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

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If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Making waves on Messenger:

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

Reported on WhatsApp:

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

Just landed via YouTube:

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

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I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

Trending via Discord:

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

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