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My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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Fries, not lies.

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$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

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Cancel culture has been canceled.

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Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

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The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

Going bananas on X:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

Trending via WeChat:

Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

Spotted on Slack:

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

Freshly posted on X:

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

Live now on Instagram:

The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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19 shares on Slack this month:

Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

17 shares on Discord this month:

If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

30 shares on Twitch this month:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

66 shares on Facebook this month:

Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

44 shares on Messenger this month:

Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

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Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

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A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.

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“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

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Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

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Going viral on Telegram:

Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

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We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Spotted on Facebook:

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

Shared recently on Threads:

People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

Live now on Pinterest:

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

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I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

Spotted on WeChat:

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

Going viral on WeChat:

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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