74 Funny celebration quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs thanks when you have feasting on the table? 🦃🍴 Let's rename Thanksgiving to Feaster and keep the food coma tradition alive! 😄🍁 #FoodieFun"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

  Commentary:
  🎄🎅 "If you like Christmas so much, why don't you merry it? Because who needs mistletoe when you can just marry Santa?" 😉💍 Embrace the holiday spirit all year round with your very own jolly ol' fella! 🎁✨ #ChristmasEveryday

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic bedtime struggle returns with a vengeance! 🛌😴 Parents everywhere are rejoicing at the sight of darkness, the ultimate ally in the eternal battle of bedtime. May the force be with you all! 🤣 #ParentingLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

  Commentary:
  Looks like Santa's not the only one making a list and checking it twice this Christmas! 🌕🎄🍷 Time to watch out for those festive shenanigans under the magical glow of the full moon! 🌝🎅 Cheers to a merry and memorable holiday season! 🎉🥂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like CVS is taking their 'receipt paper trail' to a whole new level! 🎉💸 Who knew those long receipts could bring joy and messiness at the same time? 😂 #CVSConfetti"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

  Commentary:
  "Christmas adverts be like: 🍗🎅🥂 Spoil yourself, you're a Christmas angel! 🎄✨ New year adverts: 🥴🥗💪 Look at what you've done, you jolly ol' sack of Christmas treats! 🤣🎇"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, I've been fully expecting a giant birthday cake emoji delivery from the government every year 🎂🎁🎉 Maybe I should start dropping hints during tax season! 💸😂 #WhereMyGiftAt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even birthday wishes can't get you out of a DUI! 🎉🚗 Remember, even birthday boys need to party responsibly! 🎂🎈"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, on Valentine's Day, it's important to sprinkle your happiness, not rub it in like a glitter bomb 💖 Let the couples have their moment, because let's be honest, we all know they'll go back to arguing over who left the toilet seat up tomorrow anyway! 🚽😆 #SpreadLoveNotToiletSeatIssues"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a Valentine when you make Groundhog's Day look like a breeze! 😄 Stay single, stay fabulous! 💁‍♀️🦔"

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