53 Funny children quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

  Commentary:
  "Embark on a journey through the whimsical land of travel, where you can choose between the luxurious first class experience or the delightful adventure of navigating with children 🚂✈️👶💼. Either way, expect lots of unexpected detours and laughter that will create memories to last a lifetime!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mystical realm of Target—where moms become stealthy ninjas, blending into the aisles like undercover agents dodging tiny accomplices 👩‍👧‍👦. Remember, not all heroes wear capes; some rock yoga pants and sip on Starbucks while evading tiny spies in the toy section! 🦸‍♀️🛒 #MomLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

  Commentary:
  "Having a dog when your kids are teenagers is like having a built-in cheerleader at home 🐶📣! At least someone will wag their tail and greet you with excitement when you walk through the door! Parenting win! 😂"

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