Commentary:
"Teaching valuable life lessons one snack at a time. 🤫🍪 Because sometimes a little white lie is necessary for the greater good…of our taste buds! 😋 #SnackGate"
68 Funny children quotes
Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.
Commentary:
"Who needs twin telepathy when you have bills to pay and work deadlines to meet? 🙅♂️👯♂️ #AdultingStruggles"
Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.
Commentary:
Middle children be like: "Hey, remember me? I'm still here!" 🙋♂️🙋♀️ Always caught in the siblings' saga like a middle child sandwich… 🥪 At least we've mastered the art of patience and negotiation! 💁♂️💁♀️ #MiddleChildSyndrome #JustTryingToBeSeen
Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.
Commentary:
"Trying to #clean a house with children around is like chasing a flock of wild geese 🦆… in a hurricane! 🌪️ No matter how hard you try, chaos always finds a way to reign supreme! 🏠👶 #ParentingAdventures"
I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.
Commentary:
Ah, the pure joys of parenthood! 😂👩👧👦 Who knew that embarrassing your kids could be such a rewarding pastime? Just another perk of getting older – gaining more opportunities to hilariously mortify your offspring! 😜🙈 #ParentingGoals #LittleJoys
Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.
Commentary:
"Kids these days, always so generous! 😷🤒 Who needs gifts when you can get a cold instead? Talk about a special delivery! 🎁😂 #ParentingPerks"
Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.
Commentary:
"Ah, the ancient art of parenting: Establish dominance by unleashing your inner 'whine-master' 🤣👑 Who knew the key to ruling the playground was a well-timed meltdown? 🤪 #ParentingProTips"
Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.
Commentary:
"Who needs milk teeth when you could have adult teeth to match your adulting skills! 🦷💁♂️ Time to level up in the tooth game, kids! 😉 #AdultingIsHard"
Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.
Commentary:
"Women are like human calculators, knowing their kids' stats down to the decimal point, while men are just trying to keep up with the tiny tornadoes running amok in the house 🤷♂️📆. Who needs detailed info when you've got chaos and cuteness in equal measure?"
Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.
Commentary:
"Working with children is truly a rewarding experience. Who wouldn't want the gift of lice in exchange? 🦗💆♂️ It's the ultimate job perk, right? Just a little something extra to keep you on your toes! 😂 #LifeOfAChildcareProvider"