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Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

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I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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15,101

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Updated

Dec 23, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on TikTok:

I need a day off from myself.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I would like even faster food.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

Spotted on Threads:

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

Spotted on Pinterest:

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

Seen just now on Threads:

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

Trending via X:

Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

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38 shares on Discord this month:

You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

I smile at all animals, just not the human ones.

23 shares on Discord this month:

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

10 shares on X this month:

Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

52 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

My toxic trait is optimism.

100 shares on Reddit this month:

Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

71 shares on X this month:

Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

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Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

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Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

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Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

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Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

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You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

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Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

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Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

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The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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508 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,101

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17,252

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15,101

Updated

Dec 23, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WeChat:

Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

Seen just now on Discord:

The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

Going viral on Threads:

I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

Spotted on Facebook:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

Just landed via Slack:

I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

Trending via YouTube:

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

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