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Funny cloth quotes are the perfect way to stitch some humor into your wardrobe or décor! 🧵😂 Whether you’re dressing up or just lounging around, a witty saying on your tee or tote can brighten anyone’s day. From clever puns to playful jabs at fashion, these quotes turn ordinary fabric into a laugh-out-loud statement piece. Get ready to wear your wit with style and bring endless smiles wherever you go! 👚✨🤣

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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