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Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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15,101

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Updated

Dec 23, 2025

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Trending via Snapchat:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

Shared recently on Discord:

Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

Going viral on TikTok:

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

Shared recently on TikTok:

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

Live now on WeChat:

My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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31 shares on Telegram this month:

If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

90 shares on Threads this month:

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

30 shares on Facebook this month:

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

24 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

25 shares on Twitch this month:

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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6 folks are currently checking 👀

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

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January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

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Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

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I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

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I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

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Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

Dec 23, 2025

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Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Does anyone want to fall in love and split rent with me?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

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Making waves on X:

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

Spotted on TikTok:

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

Just shared via Messenger:

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

Going viral on TikTok:

For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

Trending via Slack:

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Trending via X:

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Spotted on Discord:

Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

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