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Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

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For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

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Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

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I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

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It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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Reported on YouTube:

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

Spreading quickly via X:

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

Just landed via Slack:

Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

Going viral on TikTok:

I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

Just landed via Reddit:

What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

Trending via Telegram:

Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

Spotted on Twitch:

Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

Making waves on Slack:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Spotted on YouTube:

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

Going viral on TikTok:

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

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Share →: My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

Commentary:
Ah, the dynamic duo of the spin masters! 🤖💃 No need to tackle obstacles head-on when you can pirouette away from them in style! Who knew cleaning could be so chic and effortless? 💁‍♂️🌀 #DirtDodgers #CleaningComedy
6 months ago
Share →: Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Commentary:
"Fine dining: where the only thing more intimidating than the prices is trying to navigate through a meal without causing a culinary catastrophe on that pristine tablecloth! 🍴😅 Don't worry, just consider it a modern art installation at the end of the meal! 🎨😜"

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Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

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The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

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Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Facebook:

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

Just shared via Slack:

Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

Trending via YouTube:

Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

Going viral on X:

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

Just shared via Instagram:

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

Going viral on TikTok:

Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

Just shared via Reddit:

Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

Going viral on Instagram:

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

Making waves on Facebook:

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

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