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Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Just shared via Snapchat:

Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

Spotted on Slack:

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

Just shared via Facebook:

Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

Making waves on TikTok:

“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

Making waves on Telegram:

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

Spotted on X:

Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

Shared recently on Reddit:

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

Making waves on Discord:

When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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76 shares on Reddit this month:

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

61 shares on WeChat this month:

The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

21 shares on Facebook this month:

I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

12 shares on YouTube this month:

If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

49 shares on WeChat this month:

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

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Scrolling should count as cardio.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

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I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?

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Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,646

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Sex is cool, but have you ever received reassurance without asking for it?

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

Just landed via Reddit:

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

Just landed via Facebook:

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

Spotted on Telegram:

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

Making waves on YouTube:

The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

Breaking via Twitch:

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

Spotted on X:

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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