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Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

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You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

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I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

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The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

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Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

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“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

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As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

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If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

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50 shades of single.

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“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

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My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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The person who invented butter really understood humans.

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Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

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I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

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I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

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Share →: Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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Well, that's a tough question! 🤔 Maybe it depends on if you're more rhythmically inclined or more of a quick thinker. 💃🥊 Just remember, violence is never the answer… unless you're in a dance battle! 💃🕺 #DanceFloorShowdown
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Share →: I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

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Well, someone named "Option C" isn't feeling very lucky lately! 🤷‍♂️ Looks like she's playing musical chairs with relationships and poor Option C got left out of the game. Remember, when it comes to love: choose wisely, or prepare for some serious FOMO! 😅🕺💔

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I’m bored, but not read a book for fun bored.

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My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

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If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

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Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

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Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

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If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

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I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

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Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

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A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

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Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

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Don’t study, get slutty!

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