Related Funny Quotes
- When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.
- There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.
- Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.
- You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.
- I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.