Funny conversations quotes

• That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

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  9 hours ago

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• Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

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  2 months ago

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• My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

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  2 months ago

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• For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

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  2 months ago

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• Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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  2 months ago

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• Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

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  2 months ago

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• Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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  2 months ago

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• Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

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  2 months ago

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• If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

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  2 months ago

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