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Funny conversations quotes

Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

2 months ago

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

3 months ago

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

3 months ago

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

3 months ago

Moose would have been a better name for a cow. - 17 folks are currently viewing this quote.
Elect a clown, expect a circus. - 16 folks are currently viewing this quote.
People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones. - 6 folks are currently viewing this quote.
I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them. - 18 folks are currently viewing this quote.
Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2% - 12 folks are currently viewing this quote.

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