Commentary:
🌞💤 "Who needs good mornings when you can bond over bad nights of sleep? Sounds like a sure way to start the day on a relatable note! 😅💤 #SleeptalkOverCoffee"
Funny conversations quotes
Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.
Commentary:
"Who needs small talk when you have deep discussions with your inner monologue? 💬💭 It's like having a TED talk in your own brain, complete with intermissions for overthinking and callbacks for self-doubt. 🤔😅 #ConversationsWithMeMyselfAndI"
Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”
Commentary:
"Starting conversations with short people by saying 'back when I was your height…' is the quickest way to have them look up to you both figuratively and literally. 🙃 It's all fun and games until they challenge you to a height competition! 📏 #ShortandSweet"
If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.
Commentary:
"Oh, you don't like sports? You're missing out on all the opportunities to bond with strangers over the pain of your favorite team losing! 🤣🏈 Don't worry, we can still chat about the weather or complain about Mondays instead! ☀️😩"