Funny quotes customer service

15 Funny customer service quotes

Funny customer service quotes shed light on the often amusing side of interacting with support teams. 📞😄 From witty remarks about tricky situations to playful jabs at common service scenarios, these quotes highlight the humor in navigating customer service experiences. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the lighter moments behind the help desk! 📞😄

I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

2 months ago

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

2 months ago

Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

3 months ago

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

3 months ago

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

3 months ago

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

3 months ago

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

3 months ago

McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

3 months ago

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

3 months ago

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

3 months ago

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

3 months ago

I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

3 months ago

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

3 months ago

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

3 months ago

“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

3 months ago