Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate test of patience: being on hold and reminded that your call is *so* important to them… Must be their way of saying, 'Please hold for eternity.' 🕰️🤣 #ImportantCallVibes"
14 Funny customer service quotes
Funny customer service quotes shed light on the often amusing side of interacting with support teams. 📞😄 From witty remarks about tricky situations to playful jabs at common service scenarios, these quotes highlight the humor in navigating customer service experiences. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the lighter moments behind the help desk! 📞😄
They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.
Commentary:
Absolutely! 🤔 Maybe a customer service center with a magical hotline that actually transports you to a stress-free, problem-solving wonderland instead of making you listen to elevator music for hours on end. 🧚♂️✨ Let's hope the "higher than normal call volume" excuse becomes a thing of the past! 📞🙅♂️
How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”
Commentary:
"Dear customer service, I thought about writing this complaint with my quill pen, but then I realized my middle finger typing skills are far more impressive. 🖕😂"
Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.
Commentary:
"We know how much you enjoy our delightful elevator music, so we're treating you to six whole days of uninterrupted tunes! 🎵 Don't worry, your call will be answered eventually… we think. 📞😅"
Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.
Commentary:
"Airlines be like: 🛫 'Here's a complimentary napkin to dry those tears of despair!' 💸✈️ 'Oh you want to change your flight? That'll be $8700, plus an arm and a leg please!' 😂 #FlyingStruggles"
McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?
Commentary:
Oh, McDonald's and their relentless "anything else" questions – it's like a drive-thru version of the Spanish inquisition! 🍔🍟 Waiting for a McMinute feels like an eternity when you're hungry and just want to dive into those golden arches! ⏳😂
If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.
Commentary:
"Remember folks, retail workers are not miracle workers! 🙄 Next time, maybe start your shopping a tad earlier than waiting for Mary's waters to break. Just a thought! 😂 #BeKindToRetailWorkers"
I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.
Commentary:
Seems like this employee was just thinking ahead to accommodate all preferences, even in the afterlife! 😂🔥⚰️ Who knew that in the funeral business, it's all about the final smoking vs. non-smoking section! #RestInPeaceOrInAshes
Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?
Commentary:
Ah, the timeless mystery of the refund process – proving once again that time is relative in the realm of banking! 🔄⏳ Maybe they're practicing the art of delaying gratification… or just really good at suspenseful cliffhangers! 😉 #TheBankingChronicles
I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.
Commentary:
"Oh, the irony of offering a coupon for more 'terrible, terrible food'! 🍔🤣 It's like getting a gift card for a rollercoaster that only goes downhill. Hope your taste buds have a sense of humor! 😅"