Commentary:
"Guess I should have said 'Thanks, I'll try!' 😂🛒✨"
33 Funny customer service quotes
Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.
Commentary:
"When you have a degree in Pretend-Giggling 😂🎓 #CustomerServicePro"
People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.
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Commentary:
"Finally, a way to end the week with a *bang*! 🥊💥 Just imagine the 'Buy One, Get One Free' of stress relief! 🤣🙌 #FistOfTheWeek"
I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.
Commentary:
Well, it sounds like that self-checkout experience was more like a self-checkout disaster! Who knew a machine could be so rude and impatient? Looks like you'll be sticking to the good old human cashiers for now.
Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.
Commentary:
🎷🤣 "Attention, attention! Your call is so important to us that we've decided to serenade you with an epic clarinet performance. Get ready for an unforgettable seventy-five minute musical journey… or until we remember you're still waiting on the line! 😉🎶 #HoldMusicGoals #CustomerServiceChill"
Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.
Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate test of patience: being on hold and reminded that your call is *so* important to them… Must be their way of saying, 'Please hold for eternity.' 🕰️🤣 #ImportantCallVibes"
They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.
Commentary:
Absolutely! 🤔 Maybe a customer service center with a magical hotline that actually transports you to a stress-free, problem-solving wonderland instead of making you listen to elevator music for hours on end. 🧚♂️✨ Let's hope the "higher than normal call volume" excuse becomes a thing of the past! 📞🙅♂️
How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”
Commentary:
"Dear customer service, I thought about writing this complaint with my quill pen, but then I realized my middle finger typing skills are far more impressive. 🖕😂"
Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.
Commentary:
"We know how much you enjoy our delightful elevator music, so we're treating you to six whole days of uninterrupted tunes! 🎵 Don't worry, your call will be answered eventually… we think. 📞😅"
Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.
Commentary:
"Airlines be like: 🛫 'Here's a complimentary napkin to dry those tears of despair!' 💸✈️ 'Oh you want to change your flight? That'll be $8700, plus an arm and a leg please!' 😂 #FlyingStruggles"