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There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

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I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The problem is I am always the problem.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

Live now on TikTok:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

Live now on Messenger:

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

Breaking via Discord:

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

Shared recently on YouTube:

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

Trending via Facebook:

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

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Share →: Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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5 months ago
Share →: I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

Commentary:
"Who needs a reason to eat cake when you can just make someone's imaginary birthday a daily celebration? It's like a delicious excuse to indulge in frosting and sprinkles, all in the name of spreading joy through sugar highs!"

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Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Freshly posted on Slack:

There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

Reported on Reddit:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

Trending via Facebook:

80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

Just shared via Discord:

You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

Trending via WeChat:

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

Spotted on Instagram:

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

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