Funny daily habit quotes

• Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

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  2 days ago

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• Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”

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  2 days ago

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• I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

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  3 days ago

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• Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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  4 days ago

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• I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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  6 days ago

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