Funny daily habit quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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  Commentary:
  "Attention: The Bed Monsters Union has filed a grievance due to unsafe working conditions. 🛌🧹😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a reason to eat cake when you can just make someone's imaginary birthday a daily celebration? It's like a delicious excuse to indulge in frosting and sprinkles, all in the name of spreading joy through sugar highs!"

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