94 Funny decision quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

  Commentary:
  "Planning for the future like an energy-conscious boss! ⚡️ Better safe than sorry, especially with a dad who's all about saving power! 💡😂 #ElectricitySavings #FamilyDecisions"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mystical sanctuary of the shower: where reality blends with reverie! 🚿🎶💡 5% cleansing those worries away, 10% perfecting your opera skills, and a whopping 85% plotting to conquer the world… or at least deciding what's for dinner! The shower curtain knows all your secrets, right? 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a tattoo that serves as a cautionary tale! 💸💉 Perhaps a permanent reminder that financial decisions should not be left to impulse… or the urge to get inked! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs the sun to dictate our schedule when we have blackout curtains? 😎⏰ No sunlight, no problem! The power of sleep and darkness compels us! 😂🌚 #SleepGoals"

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