Funny delusional quotes

• I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

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  7 days ago

  attractive, confidence, delusional, going, humor, i, sarcasm, self-deception, self-improvement, vanity

• I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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  1 week ago

  balance, delusion, delusional, enjoy, enjoyment, give, humor, irony, life, little, self-awareness, too

• He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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  1 week ago

  comedy, delicious, delusional, humor, i, me, meant, play, play on words, pun, think, wit, wordplay, words

• “Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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  1 week ago

  delusional, describe, enough, humor, people, perception, reality, strong, word

• I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

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  2 weeks ago

  call, clever, clever wordplay, Delaware, delusional, humor, i, identity, self-aware, wordplay

• I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

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  3 weeks ago

  boss, calls, christ, delusional, head, humor, i, Jesus, Jesus Christ, keeps, me, misunderstanding, nickname, shaking, shaking head, think, workplace

• Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

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  3 weeks ago

  ambition, ambitious, daughter, day, delusional, every, family, humor, lottery, needs, struggles, winning

• You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

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  3 weeks ago

  belief, believe, confidence, delusion, delusional, humor, motivation, much, self, self-belief, yourself

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