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Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

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Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

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I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

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Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

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Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

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I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

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I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

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This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

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Going viral on TikTok:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

Trending via Threads:

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

Trending via Messenger:

Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

Just shared via WeChat:

I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

Making waves on Twitch:

Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

Just shared via WeChat:

This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

Breaking via Threads:

Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

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Funny delusional quotes 😂 are the perfect blend of silly and surreal, making you laugh while questioning reality! 🤪 Whether you’re feeling a little out there or just love a good dose of quirky humor, these gems will brighten your day and spark some serious LOLs. Ready to embrace the hilariously absurd? 🚀✨ Dive in and enjoy the wild ride of nonsense with a smile! 😜🎉

New funny delusional quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

Commentary:
Looks like my mirror is getting ready for the show of a lifetime! 😂😂🌟
4 weeks ago
Share →: I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

Commentary:
"Just over here balancing between existential crises and oblivious bliss. It's a tightrope act! 🤔🤹‍♂️😅"
2 months ago
Share →: He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

Commentary:
"He must be talking about my sweet personality! 😂🍦 #DeliciouslyDelusional"
5 months ago
Share →: “Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

Commentary:
Oh, we've gone way beyond delusional and straight into the realm of extreme fantasy 🧙‍♂️! Calling these folks delusional would be like saying a hurricane is just a light breeze 💨. It's like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole… with a bulldozer 🚜! We might need to invent a whole new word for these visionary individuals 🤪!
6 months ago
Share →: I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

Commentary:
Oh, that's meta on a whole new level! 🤯 Delaware would be delighted to know it's symbolizing self-aware delusion now. Welcome to the state of mind of Delawareception! 🤪 #DelawareDelusion
6 months ago
Share →: Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal optimist in the family – the delusional daughter who's banking on that lottery win to swoop in and save the day! 🤑💫 Who needs a financial plan when you've got pure ambition and a lucky streak, right? 🍀 Here's hoping those lottery numbers align soon, or we might just have to adopt a backup plan! 😉🎱"

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Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

Breaking via Threads:

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

Live now on Slack:

My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

Shared recently on Discord:

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Reported on Snapchat:

Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

Shared recently on Twitch:

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

Just shared via WeChat:

Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

Seen just now on Slack:

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Just shared via Discord:

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

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