34 Funny depression quotes

• “I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

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  cheese, craving, depressed, depression, enough, food, humor, hunger, world

• You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

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• I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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  cooler, depression, diagnosis, health, humor, i, know, melancholia, mental, mental health, much

• Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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• (Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

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• When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

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  actually, depression, easy, expectation, expectation vs reality, frustration, humor, lemon, reality, something, stress, thought, vs, wordplay

• Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

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• I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

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  depression, emotional, emotional investment, health, humor, i, invested, investment, irony, joke, manage, mental, mental health, mental health joke, mental struggle, people, sadness, say, stock, struggle

• The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

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  animal, concern, depressed, depression, humor, irony, lion

• No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

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  Blue’s Clues, blues, clues, comedy, depression, health, humor, mental, mental health, symptoms, wordplay

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