13 Funny depression quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

  Commentary:
  "Even the king of the jungle has 'mane' character flaws. 🦁😅 #RoaringRealities"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

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  Commentary:
  "When life gives you blues, just remember it's not a symptom, it's an episode! 🐾🔍😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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  Commentary:
  "Mastering the fine art of digital nonsense: because if life gives you lemons, the internet gives us a megaphone! 🎤😜🍋"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when there's a Benjamin facelift for the soul? 💸😂 #RetailTherapyNotIncluded"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, joining the USA in that downward spiral into a multi-layered cake of sadness and despair, huh? 🍰😅 Hang in there, at least you'll have company in the depression party! 🎉🇺🇸 #NotAloneInTheStruggle"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

  Commentary:
  "Stores should add a 'Retail Therapy Gone Wrong' policy for returns 🛍️😅 Who knew emotional spending could lead to buyer's remorse? Maybe they need a 'Mood Swing Money Back Guarantee' too! 💸🤷‍♀️ #RetailTherapyFail"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs revenge when you can just outshine them with those killer muscles? 💪😏 Exercise: the ultimate enemy-destroying weapon with a side of endorphins! 🏋️‍♂️🔥 #SweatinNotStressin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: November is for turtlenecks and depression.

  Commentary:
  Ah, November, the official start of turtleneck season and feeling personally victimized by daylight savings time. 🐢☁️ Who needs Vitamin D when you have an endless collection of cozy neck sweaters to hide in? Just remember, seasonal affective disorder is real, but so is the power of a good knit turtleneck! 💪 #TurtleneckTherapy

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your playlist is going through some serious mood swings! 🎶💔🔫 But hey, variety is the spice of life, right? Just make sure it's not influencing your life choices too much! 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the accuracy in this one! 🤣 It's like the universe is playing a cruel joke by making therapy as elusive as finding a unicorn in your backyard. 🦄 Maybe one day we'll have therapy places as commonplace as Starbucks – a latte for you, a session for me! ☕️💆‍♂️ #TherapyGoals

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