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Melancholia sounds like a gothic band I'd definitely listen to on repeat 🎶🕶️😎
37 Funny depression quotes
Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?
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Getting that spark back hits different! 🔥✨ Depression: 0, Me: 1! 😎✌️
(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.
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When your spirit animal is Eeyore but you tell everyone you're living the dream 😂🙃🌧️
When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.
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Welcome to the world of stressy, depressy, lemon zesty, where lemons aren't just for squeezing! 🍋😂
Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.
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When your life's been sponsored by Anxiety Inc., and you're now on the "Oops, I Ghosted You" tour 🙈📞🎭
I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.
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Trying to diversify my emotional investments, but sadness keeps yielding high returns! 📉😂🔄
The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.
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"Even the king of the jungle has 'mane' character flaws. 🦁😅 #RoaringRealities"
No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.
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"When life gives you blues, just remember it's not a symptom, it's an episode! 🐾🔍😂"
Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.
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"Mastering the fine art of digital nonsense: because if life gives you lemons, the internet gives us a megaphone! 🎤😜🍋"
You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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"Who needs therapy when there's a Benjamin facelift for the soul? 💸😂 #RetailTherapyNotIncluded"